Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Does anyone understand my situation???!!!

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance – particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “I thought You Loved Me.exe” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Honeymoon Bliss

I know, I know...I need to add more pictures! The problem is, I don't have very many more! The ones below are just a few more I came up with, but overall, the photographer was about the only person to take any pictures! The rest of us were to busy trying to reign in all the children! As soon I get the rest, I'll post them!

We do however, have many pictures from the honeymoon! We had a great time on our Carnival Cruise and are looking forward to our next tropical vacation! We went to Half Moon Cay, Nassau, and Grand Turk...all three very different, but very nice! We enjoyed eating as much as we wanted and I loved the fact that my cell phone didn't ring for an entire week! It was a much needed break from work for the both of us! The highlight of the trip was meeting Scottie Pippen in the Ft.Lauderdale airport as we waited to fly home! (And by waiting, I mean waiting! We were there for 12 hours!!!!!) Okay so we didn't really meet him, but I said "Hi!" and he said "Hey! What's up?" After his reply I was too dumbfounded to respond! Oops!

We are back to the grind now and work has already been good for us both! I closed my biggest deal yet and look forward to closing many more! Kris worked two full days on a twisted ankle, despite my nagging to stay home and rest, and then he played in three basketball games on Saturday! He really is like the energizer bunny!

Hope you enjoy the pics! (Oh...the one of the scary green room...that was our hotel. Expedia.com recommended it as a great place to stay. YEAH RIGHT!)

Thursday, February 7, 2008


Sorry for the horrible lapse in blogging! Things have been a wee bit hectic on the homefront! But alas, we are married! Yep, you heard correctly, we took the plunge!!! Oh I can't even begin to recount the marvelous details for you! Let me just say it was incredible! Beautiful! Wonderful! Everything we wanted it to be and more! Once we get moved into my TINY apartment and come back from our honeymoon (which is on next Sunday-Saturday on a Carnival Cruise) I will definitely add more details! Until then, savor a few snapshots from our big day, and for all those we came, we THANK YOU!